Stranger than Fiction….

A friend went out to dinner and witnessed the following. I feel this speaks for itself…

Friend: speaking of imminent death of children…

i went to dinner with Mike last night
and there were 3 early 20s girls at the table next to us
with a cake, kid’s bday plates, candles, etc
an obvious birthday celebration
the kicker
it was for one of their dead infants
me: WHAT THE FUCK
Friend: EXACTLY
i didn’t realize what was going on right away
Mike kind of butted in and said “oh cool a birthday! who’s birthday is it?”
and the mom said “my daughter’s”
which is when i noticed that she had a tshirt
with a picture of her daughter
and 12/27/07-9/something/08 printed on it
OH SHIT MIKE! IT’S A TRAP!

THEY SANG HAPPY BIRTHDAY

very quietly
but a guy at another table joined in
it was an extremely uncomfortable situation

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